Note this is my blogger page name. My life seems to be filled with oxymorons, so I thought it appropriatly funny to call it "one fine mess". Oxymorons have alway's made me chuckle, they are usually coming out of the mouth from someone that wants to be taken seriously and when they happen upon an oxymoron w/ out realizing it...it's even funnier. You can even say my marriage was an oxymoron. The short definition of an oxymoron is, "figure of speech which brings two contradictory terms together". In my case that would be a serious, 'flawless' electrical engineer and a colorful, liberal minded creative person coming together in marriage. THAT my friend is a life contradicting relationship" I call an oxymoron with 'us' being the contradictory term.
You know when you see somebody get hurt, but they did it in a funny way that makes you laugh? Sure, you don't MEAN to laugh, you know they got hurt, but you also can't get the image of how they did it in such a funny way out of your mind. Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but we have ALL at some point said to somebody while busting out laughing so hard that your producing tears "I'm sorry" as you help them off the ground , baaaahaaaa -you just can't help but live out the oxymoron.
A few to make you laugh and just a few I often use;
* That's a definate maybe, that we can do that"
* the kid on the news was "found missing"
*"when you meet your teacher I want you to "act naturally"
*"drink responsibly"
*you have "one choice"
* " I am going to be healthy, even if it kills me"
~ please leave me your "objective opinion" -;-)
<3, One fine mess
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